

Which is worse? You'll just have to wait and see. She is Taylor Rene Krystal Hawkins, and she is extremely bossy and even more perky. Soon a girl with a Texan twang calls for all the survivors' attention. On board are teen beauty queen contestants from all 50 states.Īdina (Miss New Hampshire) and Mary Lou (Miss Nebraska) find each other first on the beach. The Corporation starts us out by talking to readers directly, telling us not to be afraid. Like the beauty pageant passengers on the plane that's about to nosedive, you're in for a ride.

Reader, be warned! This book is a roller-coaster of wacky and snark.
